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[Bryony] and [Alice.] In Wonderland

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[The Incredible Bulk] && [Vaughne]

BEHOLD ALICE AND BRYONY!!! ^-^

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Alice and Bryony have new bras ^-^

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The smaller hand is Alice's ^-^ the one on the left.

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BEHOLD--- THE BLACK AND WHITE!!!

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Alice trying desperatly to hide her *sigh* ^{amazing hehe} cleveage ^-^

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Alice seemed slightly... dead after her hill sliding ^-^ *le humpage* (from the dog!!!)

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We're BLUE da be dee da du dai!!!

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NEGATIVES!!! We look oldie!!

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BLACKBOARD EFFECT!!! And the amazingness that is the stick of God!

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More blue?? How can this be??

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Boobs AND balls?! *faints*

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Oh the fun you can have with coconuts *shudder* Okay that sounded weird...

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We are the real life COPPER CARVINGS... we're cool.. right?... agree.... no seriously agree... *growls* NOW!

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Alice got a little over excited and cummed on Bryony's skirt...*coughs* not candle wax *cough*...

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We're the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES that you won't forget in a while =]]

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One might say this would be a 'horny girl' ^-^

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Le humpage of la treeage ^-^

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Alice's favourite party trick!!

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WHITEOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =]]

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New boobs!!!

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Our legs!!! Bryony on the left and Alice on the right!

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We are the pirates with Scottish accents!!!

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We see you and know where you live... and we're gonna have kinky sexy sex in your mum's room with chains and... what do you mean you don't wanna know?!

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We rule so much more than you do!

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Alice's longer than long tongue 0_0

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We love trees ^-^

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Tis a weird effect no?

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No we don't eat sticks for our own pleasure and passtime what are you on about??

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You know we will rock your world!!! TOODLES!!!

[Messages from us to us!!!]

From [Bryony] to [Alice.]

LIKE OMG I LOVE THIS GIRL! And you wanna know why? She is so mega cool and pretty and clever and fun!!! I love her to iddy biddy bits and she will always be my lesbian lover... GROPERS ATTACK!!! ^-^
I love you Alice!! <33

From [Alice.] to [Bryony]

ALICE LOVES BRYONY SO MUCH MORE,THAN ANYONE HERE..*points at will*....EVEN YOU!!..and she is amazing and funny..and smelly..and has amazing boobs to grope ^^,i should know*coughs*...

Here's a short story of a true incident between Alibaba and Bryonykins ^-^ ENJOY! (written by Bryony (c))

Alice walked into Bryony's bedroom to find her sitting on the bed writing a few notes in her BOS. She looked up from her book and smiled as Alice sat next to her.
"Did you get the handcuffs then?" Alice asked.
"Well I couldn't find the fur lined ones, so no. But we still have the chains... we can still be kinky without the handcuffs," Bryony replied, setting her BOS aside and looking at Alice.
Alice smiled. "Well chains will work just as well I guess. We can still use tinfoil if all else fails."
"I guess so..." Bryony smiled and stood up, opening a drawer and searching through it. "Oh damn, I don't know where my strap-on is, I think I've lost it."
Alice smiled. "Oh well we don't need to use that..."
"True..." Bryony grinned and sat back down.
Alice slowly advanced towards Bryony...

Wait, you didn't seriously think that was the story did you? That this incident happened? Yeah right! Keep on dreamin'! What happened in the bedroom, stays in the bedroom ^-^

Here's the real story ^-^

Well, it all started when Alice called Bryony after knowing that she had arrived in Hebden Bridge visiting her father.
She called her on one sunny afternoon requesting that she came over to see her.
Once Alice arrived, the pair decided that they would take Bryony's two dogs, Hesta and Spike on a walk over the valley.

The walk started off well enough, the two girls catching up on stuff, and the dogs being well behaved. Plus they were enjoying the fact that Alice was wearing a low cut top and Bryony a skirt. ^-^

However, this all changed when they got to the top of the valley, looking over the town and overlooking some of the other towns surrounding Hebden.
Once they got to the top, they sat down for a while, talking, when Alice decided that she wanted to demonstrate an extreme sport known as 'hill sliding' as Bryony had never heard of it.
She climbed up the short hill to the left of the pathway and ran down, dropping to her knees and sliding through the grass. She soon lost her balance and went rolling down the rest of the way finding herself in a pile at the bottom of the slope and Bryony laughing, alot.
Alice was just about to get up, when before she knew what was happening, Spike took it upon himself to treat her to his extra special humping!! As Spike was in season, he gets incredibly randy and will try it on with anyone, male or female, dog or human.
As Alice screamed and tried to get away, Bryony came over and pulled the humping dog off her, while trying not to fall over herself from laughing.

After a while, the pair decided they wanted to take the dogs to Alice's house, where there were more walks and hills for Hill Sliding and Heather Diving, yet another extreme sport.
Once they got to nutclough woods (where Alice's home was situated), they walked through the woods towards the hill Alice enjoyed to Hill Slide down, they climbed to the top, and Alice threw herself down into the heather in her 'Heather Diving' extravegansa. Once she had shown Bryony how it was done, they both ran down the (steep!) hill and threw themselves into the heather, where Alice disappered from view and slide down the hill narrowly avoiding all the brambles on one side of the hill.

Once they scrambled back up the hill, Alice went hill sliding, while Bryony ran down beghind her, being as she was wearing a skirt- not the best thing to wear for extreme sports. Alice threw herself down the hill on her knees, and soon rolled all the way down onto the muddy track below, landing a good meter from the edge and not moving much, however, groaning in pain.
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Once Bryony got to the bottom, she helped her up, and guess what? The first thing Alice did was climb back up and do it again!
She climbed up and rolled down, filmed by Bryony on her mobile.
The second time, she climbed back up and slid down once more, however, got stuck at the bottom of the hill, and unable to crawl forwards on account of seriously squashing her boobs into oblivion.
So then along comes Spike, once again seeing this as a perfect oppertunity to get his fix! He jumped on her and once again began humping her- the wrong way round and in her face!
Once again, Alice screamed and clawed away, shouting "Spikie NO!!!", and all of this was hilariously caught on camera!!! Bryony, who wanted to continue filming, and was laughing too hard to almost see properly, took pity on Alice and once again dragged the horny dog off her, by which time she was covered in paw prints, mud, scratches and sore red bits!

By the time Alice and Bryony got back to her house, Alice remembered she didn't have a key! So they sat on the doorstep, patiently waiting for her dad to come home and let them in, which he didn't... so they got a drink from the neighbours and went back into the woods.
There, they found a tree they Christianed 'Le Humpage', and to honour the name, they 'le humped' it ^-^

Once again, her dad was not home, so once again, they went into the woods.
But luckily when they got back, her parents were back, and they went inside, and went on their favourite website Elfpack. There, they thought 'Oh wouldn't it be funny to write all this down in a wiki page' and well... the rest is history!!!

The end!! =]]

Or is it.... 0_0

Well thanks for stopping by!!! Here is a link to our FRIENDS! page! AlibabaBryonykin's friends so sign it if you are our friends. But note, that is not a talking wiki, if you wanna chat do it on this one, not on the friends wiki!
THANKS!!! =]]

[Vaughne] [&&] [The Incredible Bulk] =]]

2008-06-06 [Noble]: i wont =] i dont hardly ever get angry and wen i do its norally at liam and hes ben bugging me allday or has just been the guy whos just mademe gt all shouty cos ive had a shit day

2008-06-06 [Vaughne]: Yesh I knows

2008-06-06 [Asator Stormbringer]: I get sick of fighting.., literally :S

2008-06-06 [Noble]: yeah fighting never slves anything, it judt makes things worse, even if you win the fight

2008-06-06 [Vaughne]: I agree... fighting makes me ill too

2008-06-06 [Noble]: i knows *rubs your head*

2008-06-06 [Vaughne]: Yuss... tis bad

2008-06-06 [Noble]: i know =]

2008-06-06 [Vaughne]: No arguments for us :]

2008-06-06 [Noble]: i know <3 i like how we get on so wel together, anyways i havs to go now..

talk to you tonight xxx

2008-06-06 [Vaughne]: Oke <3

2008-06-06 [Noble]: hiya im onthe phone to you =]

2008-06-06 [Vaughne]: I know you were xD

2008-06-07 [Noble]: *licks you* good

2008-06-07 [Vaughne]: Not anymore thoughhh

2008-06-08 [Masters Apprentices]: wow...

2008-06-08 [Vaughne]: O.o... hmmmm?

2008-06-08 [Asator Stormbringer]: that sounded rather random...

2008-06-09 [Vaughne]: I thought that too O.o

2008-06-09 [Asator Stormbringer]: hehe

2008-06-09 [Vaughne]: ;]

I don't know that person either O.o

2008-06-10 [Noble]: love you!

2008-06-10 [Vaughne]: Love you too :]<3

2008-06-10 [Noble]: =]

2008-06-10 [Vaughne]: (:

2008-06-10 [Noble]: *licks* so wuup2?

2008-06-10 [Vaughne]: Talking to you and listening to the Bee Gees :P

2008-06-10 [Noble]: hehe good :p

2008-06-10 [Vaughne]: Yesh xD

2008-06-10 [Noble]: ;] love oyu

2008-06-10 [Vaughne]: Love you too =]

2008-06-10 [Noble]: good =]

2008-06-10 [Vaughne]: Yesh

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2008-06-10 [Vaughne]: <img:sm-gif.gif>

2008-06-10 [Noble]: *yawns* =]

2008-06-10 [Vaughne]: Tiredy boy? :P

2008-06-10 [Noble]: yesh :P

2008-06-10 [Vaughne]: Aww :]

2008-06-16 [DeeJay™]: you've got a lovely pair of coconuts.. :3

2008-06-16 [Noble]: go away fool.

2008-06-16 [Vaughne]: Don't be so rude Sam xD

2008-06-16 [The Incredible Bulk]: *Pokes bryy* whooo is he?

2008-06-16 [Vaughne]: I don't know =/

2008-06-16 [The Incredible Bulk]: He randomly compliments your boobs xD

2008-06-16 [Vaughne]: BOTH of ours =]

2008-06-16 [The Incredible Bulk]: Ah xD...Can i kill him?

2008-06-16 [Vaughne]: If you want to xD

2008-06-16 [Noble]: i wanna help!

2008-06-16 [Vaughne]: Hehe go for it xD

2008-06-17 [Lonely Shadow]: no one best be complimenting my Aly's boobs beside me -grabs a pitchfork and torch- LYNCH MOB TIME!!!

2008-06-17 [Noble]: finally!

something has been said that we all agree with.

2008-06-17 [The Incredible Bulk]: Time to Killlll

2008-06-17 [Asator Stormbringer]: I wouldn't mind helping ^^

2008-06-17 [The Incredible Bulk]: Wooo
:D

2008-06-18 [Vaughne]: You people scare me O.o

2008-06-18 [Lonely Shadow]: -lifts Bry over my shoulder, and throws her in a tower-

2008-06-18 [Noble]: *blows the tower up* :P

2008-06-18 [Vaughne]: *is dead* Gee thanks...

2008-06-18 [Noble]: *revives you*

2008-06-18 [Vaughne]: Thanks for killing me.... :(

2008-06-18 [Noble]: i love you...*hugs*

2008-06-18 [Vaughne]: Which is why you killed me? >.< Ebil

2008-06-18 [Noble]: ebil :P

2008-06-18 [Vaughne]: Tis you.

2008-06-18 [Noble]: i know and you :P

2008-06-18 [Vaughne]: Only sometimes

2008-06-18 [Noble]: yesh..i know -_- :P

2008-06-18 [Vaughne]: You like it really ;]

2008-06-18 [bronze dragon]: arrg

2008-06-18 [Vaughne]: O.o...?

2008-06-18 [bronze dragon]: *smiles* sorry sleepy

2008-06-18 [Vaughne]: Ah right

2008-06-18 [bronze dragon]: *sits down*

2008-06-18 [Vaughne]: *falls over*

2008-06-18 [bronze dragon]: *catches bryony before she hurts herself* you know sitting down that way is not a good idea.

2008-06-18 [Vaughne]: It's more fun thoughh

2008-06-18 [Noble]: *rols next to you*

2008-06-18 [bronze dragon]: it may be more fun but it dose hurt when you don't fall the right way

2008-06-18 [Vaughne]: Sometimes it can *rolls into Sam*

2008-06-18 [bronze dragon]: *smiles* ok

2008-06-18 [Noble]: aahhh! *rolls away*

2008-06-18 [Vaughne]: Ouch *rubs head*

2008-06-18 [bronze dragon]: *smiles and stays sitting down*

2008-06-18 [Noble]: my shoulders hurt >.<

2008-06-18 [Vaughne]: My head hurts -_-

2008-06-18 [bronze dragon]: sorry to hear that

2008-06-18 [Vaughne]: I hit my headdddd

2008-06-18 [bronze dragon]: *hugs bryony* I am sure you will be ok

2008-06-18 [Noble]: i odnt know wats up wiht my shoulders, random aches all day, theyfeels weird

2008-06-18 [Vaughne]: You needs a massage then

2008-06-18 [Noble]: i know =]

2008-06-18 [Vaughne]: But noooooooooooooo....

2008-06-18 [Noble]: but nooo?

2008-06-18 [Vaughne]: But noooo you're thereeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2008-06-19 [Noble]: well you can give me one wen you come here =]

hehe...do you do extras? ;)

2008-06-19 [Vaughne]: I have to charge more :P

2008-06-19 [Noble]: Doh..ill pass :(

2008-06-19 [Vaughne]: Homer Simpson?

2008-06-19 [Noble]: much?

2008-06-19 [Vaughne]: "Doh"?

2008-06-19 [Noble]: meep!

2008-06-19 [Vaughne]: Meeeeeeeep.

2008-06-19 [Noble]: meep meep!

2008-06-19 [Vaughne]: Meep?

2008-06-19 [Noble]: neep!

2008-06-19 [Vaughne]: O_O

2008-06-20 [Noble]: *licks*...

2008-06-20 [Vaughne]: *licks back*

2008-06-20 [Noble]: =]

2008-06-20 [Vaughne]: (:

2008-06-20 [Noble]: :)

how are you?

2008-06-20 [Vaughne]: Blahdiblah. You?

2008-06-20 [Noble]: im good =] my tummy ache has gone =] and the pain in my rib so yeah im good :P

i wish you were here sooner though, although 8 days isnt so bad :P i get to see you on the first day as well :D

2008-06-20 [Vaughne]: Indeed =]

I'm glad it's gone :D

2008-06-20 [Noble]: yeah i am too =] i had pains yesterday towards the end of traing but i think it was just all the crap id eaten so..:P

im sooooo healthy

2008-06-20 [Vaughne]: Indeed you are ;]

2008-06-20 [Noble]: yesh =] i eat many healthy things..

2008-06-20 [Vaughne]: Like chocolate and noodles for breakfast? :P

2008-06-20 [Noble]: yesh :p *licks lips*

the cornerstone to every balanced meal!

2008-06-20 [Vaughne]: Oh of course xD

2008-06-20 [Noble]: =] dont worry, i give you permisson to make my meals everyday wen we live together ;p

2008-06-20 [Vaughne]: Oh what an honour that will be xD

2008-06-20 [Noble]: Damn Right!

and you better appreciate it!

iloveyou<3

2008-06-20 [Vaughne]: Nice little ending there xD

2008-06-20 [Noble]: thankyou<3

2008-06-20 [Vaughne]: =] ♥ Cute

2008-06-20 [Noble]: yep :P

<3

2008-06-20 [Vaughne]: Hehe xD

2008-06-20 [Noble]: i think it'll be very fun :)

2008-06-20 [Vaughne]: Me cooking every night? xD

2008-06-20 [Noble]: noo =] i wanna share stuff like that, you know im only kidding <3

2008-06-20 [Vaughne]: I knows =]

2008-06-20 [Noble]: =] good, id feel guilty doing that anyway

2008-06-20 [Vaughne]: Good! :]

2008-06-20 [Noble]: yesh!

2008-06-20 [Vaughne]: Hehe xD

2008-06-20 [Noble]: remember to bring white musk with yoo :P

2008-06-20 [Vaughne]: I willllllllll =]

2008-06-20 [Noble]: good :D

2008-06-20 [Vaughne]: I'll bring lots of it xD

2008-06-21 [Noble]: COOL :P

i like it, ive mised it.

2008-06-21 [Vaughne]: I knows you like it :D

2008-06-21 [Noble]: :P my jumper ran out of it wen it got washed >.<

2008-06-21 [Vaughne]: I knows it did, I'll give you some more xD

2008-06-21 [Noble]: good =]

tis nice to smell, espically wen your not around, remnd me of you =]

2008-06-21 [Vaughne]: I knows =] hence I shall give you some more

2008-06-21 [Noble]: good =] wen i found out someone hadwashed my jumper i was annoyed...!

2008-06-21 [Vaughne]: I knows you were :P

2008-06-21 [Noble]: :P *sighs* oh well

2008-06-21 [Vaughne]: But you can have more now (:

2008-06-21 [Noble]: yeah i know =] and no leaving wen it gets washed off =]

2008-06-21 [Vaughne]: Indeed (:

2008-06-21 [Noble]: :) ima gettin cold

2008-06-21 [Vaughne]: =[ You needs to wear more then

2008-06-21 [Noble]: i know =]

2008-06-21 [Vaughne]: Silleh

2008-06-21 [Empty~Soul]: LALALALALALALALA! -hides-

2008-06-21 [Vaughne]: O_O

2008-06-21 [Empty~Soul]: -giggles-

2008-06-21 [Vaughne]: Where was that from? O.o...

2008-06-21 [Empty~Soul]: COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!-pounces-

2008-06-21 [Vaughne]: Ahh!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-06-21 [Empty~Soul]: -giggle and licks your cheek- gots you!

2008-06-21 [Vaughne]: Indeed you do O_O

2008-06-21 [Noble]: *licks your cheek* luffs :]

2008-06-21 [Vaughne]: *licks back* Luffs =]

2008-06-21 [Noble]: =] *yawns*

2008-06-21 [Vaughne]: Shleep then xD

2008-06-21 [Empty~Soul]: -wiggles nose- ewww! -covers eyes-

2008-06-21 [Vaughne]: O.o what did we do?

2008-06-21 [Empty~Soul]: lovey dovey! -shudders-

2008-06-21 [Vaughne]: No we didn't O.o

2008-06-21 [Empty~Soul]: did too! luffs is another word for love! so you did!

2008-06-21 [Vaughne]: That's not too lovey dovey

2008-06-21 [Empty~Soul]: -wiggles nose- suppose not but still!

2008-06-21 [Vaughne]: Still what? :(

2008-06-21 [Empty~Soul]: -shrugs-

2008-06-21 [Noble]: <3 luffles!

2008-06-21 [Vaughne]: Lol xD

2008-06-21 [Empty~Soul]: -covers ears-

2008-06-21 [Vaughne]: What's wrong with us saying that?

2008-06-21 [Noble]: hehe...

2008-06-21 [Empty~Soul]: i havent seen my boyfriend in like almost a month!

2008-06-21 [Noble]: dont even get us started..

2008-06-21 [Vaughne]: Almost two or three for us

2008-06-21 [Empty~Soul]: -looks down- i havent talked to him in like almost 2 weeks either

2008-06-21 [Vaughne]: Why not call?

2008-06-21 [Noble]: its bad we know only too well how you feel..

2008-06-21 [Empty~Soul]: dont you think i've tried? it goes straight to voice mail

2008-06-21 [Vaughne]: >.< Leave him one to call you back

2008-06-21 [Empty~Soul]: i have

2008-06-21 [Noble]: hmmm :/

2008-06-21 [Vaughne]: Wow...

2008-06-21 [Empty~Soul]: -hugs my knees-

2008-06-21 [Vaughne]: It'll be okay...

2008-06-21 [Empty~Soul]: -sighs-

2008-07-16 [The Incredible Bulk]: it died..again and no getting depressed ont his Wiki -o-

2008-07-17 [Noble]: its died cos the only two ppl who go on elfpack are currently both living in yorkshire and because of that we dont need this to talk :P

2008-07-18 [The Incredible Bulk]: Aw D:

*Heartbreak* </3

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